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Where’s my shitty art, Charles?
"If You Take Me Down, Take Me With You." G.A. Johnson Maybe this will count as an artist statement. The last minutes of Friday night...

G.A. Johnson
Jul 295 min read
Ideological Segregation
We’re on the verge of segregation again. One that we–majority and minorities alike–will volunteer for. Social engineering and...

G.A. Johnson
Jan 234 min read


Bartertown Bandstand Part II
LOCATION: 2001 Routt St, Lakewood Co 80215 Yes, it’s back! The most over hyped sequel of a yard sale ever!!!! And the 18TH Birthday of...

G.A. Johnson
Sep 17, 20241 min read


KILLING FLOWERS: Daria Joanna Part I
Last Thursday, I planted flowers in large but tasteful pots on the cobblestone back patio of a house in Cherry Hills. Which means they...

G.A. Johnson
May 26, 20243 min read


CINEMATOGRAPHER JOINS “IN THE SUN TOUR” TO CREATE UNDERGROUND MUSIC DOCUMENTARY
Cinemafia Productions in association with Kinda Vague Records is excited to announce the addition of One Woman Productions (1WP) to our...

G.A. Johnson
Apr 28, 20241 min read


The Voices I Hear: The Dancing Idiot
Sometimes when I dance I imagine jumping rope. It makes me feel good about only being able to express my body through jumping. I’m not a...

G.A. Johnson
Apr 19, 20243 min read


The Voices I Hear: Cain and Abel
Abel was free to wander the hills and sing in the sunshine alongside the creeks while Cain toiled away, pulling rocks from the flat...

G.A. Johnson
Apr 11, 20244 min read


Cinemafia Productions, Ltd partners with Kinda Vague Records
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Kinda Vague Records Announces Partnership with Cinemafia Productions Ltd. Denver, CO - Kinda Vague Records is...

G.A. Johnson
Mar 25, 20241 min read


Dedicated to the People I Scandalize
I will not shun you or turn you away for thinking differently than I do but don't expect me to change to keep your company. As I work...

G.A. Johnson
Mar 18, 20243 min read


My Election Journal 2024: I said MIGRANT
MAN PLAYING VIOLIN IN PARKING LOT This is the story of how I met a man playing the fiddle in the parking lot of King Soopers. What’s the...

G.A. Johnson
Feb 29, 20243 min read


My New Gun Portrait
No, it’s not a real gun. Some of you relaxed reading that. It’s a replica of an 18th-century double-barrel shotgun. This is the latest...

G.A. Johnson
Feb 22, 20242 min read


Cinemafia Productions joins the “In The Sun” tour.
Dear Audience, I sat on a rug that “really tied the room together” in an undisclosed location, surrounded by Circles We Draw—humbled. Was...

G.A. Johnson
Feb 9, 20241 min read


Cinemafia Listing Services
Cinemafia Lists is a freelance sales and marketing service that helps small businesses and individuals sell their items via online...

G.A. Johnson
Feb 6, 20243 min read


THE SHINSEI AND THE GOOD FORTUNE CAT
I called “bullshit” when Shin said he bought all five of my novels in the comments of one of my Facebook posts. So I told Shin, whom I’ve...

G.A. Johnson
Jan 30, 20246 min read


30 Seconds Over Hogwarts: My Election Journal
“How was this controversial?” I said to myself whilst watching Harry Potter. The action was so intense that the heart of any moderately...

G.A. Johnson
Jan 21, 20243 min read


I Read Your Damn Bumper Sticker
Yes, it will be seen if you take the time to plaster political bumper stickers on your car. When you do this, you risk people associating...

G.A. Johnson
Jan 12, 20243 min read


My Election Journal: Someone Else’s Shoes
I danced so hard I left in someone else’s shoes. I’ll do my best to return the actual Hey Dude slip-ons I mistook as my own. However,...

G.A. Johnson
Jan 6, 20243 min read


Election Journal 2024: Resolutions
Can we end conflicts and solve issues by self-segregating according to belief systems? Is it responsible to declare politically the lines...

G.A. Johnson
Jan 1, 20243 min read


MILK: My Election Journal: 12/28/23
I will not be joyfully celebrating the end of 2023. 2024 is an election year. An election year means my mind will be invaded by even more...

G.A. Johnson
Dec 29, 20232 min read


Cinemafia Curated Sales (Concept & Talent Agreement
Cinemafia Curated Sales What: A hybrid estate sale, vendor marketplace, and free concert used to increase foot traffic and sales at a...

G.A. Johnson
Jun 5, 20235 min read
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